Republicans Propose Bill To Repeal Candy From Babies
House Republicans are set to press forward with legislation that would see candy repealed from millions of babies across the United States.
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Tim Pawlenty Launches Campaign To Remind People He Still Exists
After much speculation, Tim Pawlenty – candidate for Republican presidential nominee – has finally announced his bid to remind voters that he is still running for President of the United States.
Anthony Weiner Admits To Being Only Democrat With Penis
US Congressman Anthony Weiner has been forced to admit having a penis despite being a member of the Democratic Party.
Palin Tour Bus Veers Off-Road, Dives Into Credibility Gap
Worrying reports from the Sarah Palin’s ‘One Nation’ road trip have indicated the tour bus has fallen into a ‘huge’ credibility gap in middle of the road.
G8 Achieve Significant Progress In Posing For Photographs
The G8 summit was hailed as a significant success after world leaders managed to secure a number of ‘amazing’ photos over the two days
Comedians Put Pressure On Sarah Palin to Run For President
Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has come under increased pressure from comedians to run for president following the shock announcement by Donald Trump to withdraw from the race.
David Cameron Orders Start of Lib Dem Pullout From Government
UK Prime Minister David Cameron says he is determined to start the withdrawal of Liberal Democrats from the coalition government ‘as soon as possible’.
Man Who Played Obama in 2008 Election To Run in 2012
The man who played Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election has announced that he will run for president in 2012
Ed Miliband To Be Replaced With Cardboard Cutout Of Ed Miliband
In a move to inject dynamism into the party, rumors have indicated that Labour leaders are set to replace leader Ed Miliband with a cardboard cutout of leader Ed Miliband.
Sarah Palin Visits Zoo To Boost Foreign Experience
Following recent visits to India and Israel, Sarah Palin has ended her world tour with a trip to San Diego Zoo in a last ditch effort to gain foreign policy experience.