Nick Clegg: Britain Is Now The Nick Clegg of Europe
Nick Clegg has launched a scathing attack on David Cameron’s use of an EU veto, saying the Prime Minister risks turning Britain “into the me of Europe”.
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Herman Cain Quits Presidential Race To Spend More Time Making Families
Republican presidential nominee Herman Cain has confirmed he will be suspending his campaign with immediate effect so he could spend more time “making families”
Rick Perry Outlines Plan To Withdraw From Education By 2020
In his latest televised statement, Rick Perry has announced that if elected president he would immediately withdraw all children from education by 2020 at the very latest.
James Murdoch Maintains He “Did Not Know Santa Claus Was Not Real”
In a two-and-a-half hour parliamentary hearing, James Murdoch has continued to deny being told three years ago that Santa Claus was not a real person.
Nuclear Experts Warn Rick Perry “Heading For Meltdown”
The Federation of American Scientists are advising residents to evacuate the immediate area surround Rick Perry’s political campaign after warning it was very close to going into meltdown.
Hackers Shut Down Mitt Romney’s Operating System
The Republican race for presidential nominee was thrown into turmoil last night after computer hackers reportedly hacked into Mitt Romney and shut down his operating system.
Occupy Sesame Street: “We’re In It For The Long Haul”
The cast of children’s television show Sesame Street continue to make their presence felt as protests against parent network PBS stretch into another week.
Herman Cain Military Plan “Taken From Command & Conquer”
Republican nominee for president Herman Cain has come under more scrutiny after critics likened his plans for US defense to the original Command & Conquer video game.
Mayan Prophesy Questioned After Palin Withdraws From 2012 Race
The accuracy of the ancient Mayan doomsday prophesy is being called into question after Sarah Palin announced she would not be running for president in 2012.
Japan PM Quits After Losing 12 Consecutive Street Fighter Matches
Japan has been left reeling following news Prime Minster Yoshihiko Noda has quit after an embarrassing run of consecutive defeats in Street Fighter 4.