Slow Voters Confuse Election With TV Talent Show
Thousands of registered voters were left without a say in the General Election after sending their vote for Prime Minister to X Factor.
Politics
LA Gang Member Joins Labour Election Campaign
Gordon Brown has taken the unexpected move to enlist Marcus Reid, a decorated Bloods gang member, to his campaign in a move to revitalise his fading re-election hopes.
Cameron Promises to Be ‘Exact Opposite’ to Labour
David Cameron has reiterated his commitment to doing the ‘complete opposite of whatever Labour does’ after the first televised debate between party leaders in the UK.
US Calls On China To Repeal ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’
The US government has opened discussions with China over it’s ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy. The strict unofficial policy has been in place for a number of years and seeks to protect openly lead painted toys from being discriminated against in the international toy market
Obama Speaks On African Disappearance
Barack Obama returned from Ghana this week after going AWOL from the recent G8 summit in Italy. Fans and political figures alike were stunned when Obama abruptly walked out of […]
Barack Obama Exposed As Secret Ninja
President Barack Hussein Obama reignited questions regarding his background during an interview with CNBC’s John Harwood when he executed a fly with deadly accuracy. Observers commented that such a display […]
MPs to Public: Sorry For Getting Caught
The ongoing scandal over MPs expenses has given official the ideal opportunity to further hone their talents for extreme rationalisation of chronic lapses in judgement and pandering to the public. […]
Memory Afflicting Virus Claims Labour Party
Tragic news this week from the UK as a devastating virus has simultaneously stricken senior members of the Labour Party in the midst of a row over MPs expenses. While […]
In Obama We Trust
Barak Obama is a great man. Ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same. Despite his relatively short exposure in the public eye, I feel like I know him and […]