Mitt Romney Told Number of Poor in US, Quits Presidential Race
Mitt Romney has dropped out of the race after learning how many poor people actually live in America.
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Ohio Residents Brace For Approaching Storm of Campaign Ads
Residents of Ohio are being told to prepare for a “superstorm” of political campaign advertisement ahead of the 2012 presidential election this week.
Joy As Millions of New Yorkers Now Able To Charge Their iPhones
After the most devastating natural disaster to hit the state, returning power to Lower Manhattan has allowed thousands of residents to finally charge their iPhone.
Mitt Romney Takes on Mitt Romney in Final Presidential Debate
In the fourth and final debate of the presidential election, Mitt Romney faced off against his most contrasting ideological opponent of the race: Mitt Romney.
Chelsea Eye Mark Clattenburg As Future Club Captain After Racist Remarks
Following allegations of racist comments towards a player, Chelsea insiders suggest the club are “definitely interested” in making Mark Clattenburg a future club captain.
Barack Obama Gives Predator Drone To Every Audience Member In Debate
The third presidential debate saw a stunning surprise as Barack Obama announced every single audience member would be getting their own predator drone to take home.
Oldest Undeciphered Text “May Be First Ever Terms of Service Agreement”
Researchers have indicated that the world’s oldest undeciphered text could be the first recorded instance of a Term of Service agreement.
President Obama’s Use of Facts, Math May Put Off Voters Say Experts
Political analysts have warned President Obama’s use of facts and math risks alienating voters and could cost him the 2012 election.
Lance Armstrong Supporters Placed on Endangered Species List
People who still believe in Lance Armstrong have been listed as an endangered species after a recent outbreak of a USADA doping report.
Mitt Romney Crushed By Magic 8-Ball in Debate Warm Up
Mitt Romney has suffered a major setback ahead of the presidential debates after a crushing defeat to Magic 8-Ball forced him to call short a warm up debate session.