English FA Urge FIFA To Move Qatar 2022 World Cup To 1966
The FA have called on FIFA to “seriously consider” moving the Qatar World Cup to the summer of 1966.
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Apple To Launch New iPhone With Pre Cracked Screen
Apple have announced it will follow up with a new version of the iPhone that has the screen already broken and cracked beyond repair.
UN Investigation Confirms Captain Obvious Not Real Captain
The UN has confirmed “unequivocally and objectively” that Captain Obvious is not a real army captain
Under 21 Squad “Ready For First Team Failure” Says Pearce
After three straight defeats at the European Championships, Stuart Pearce has backed his young squad for abject failure at full international level.
North Korea Respond To Xbox One Used Game Policy With Missile Test
North Korea have launched an unscheduled round of missile tests in response to the used game policy on the upcoming Xbox One console.
UN Deploy Hawk Eye To Determine Whether Syria Has Crossed the Line
The UN has chosen to use Hawk-Eye technology in Syria in order to determine whether the Assad regime has crossed the line in it’s crackdown on rebel forces.
OJ Simpson Releases New Book: “IF I Did Get Fat”
OJ Simpson has published a new book in which he puts forward a hypothetical scenario of what could have caused him to gain weight while in prison.
Barack Obama Appoints Lindsay Lohan As Scandal Czar
Barack Obama has named Lindsay Lohan as new as the new U.S. Scandal Czar following the wave of troubling news stories to hit the White House.
Traces of Horsemeat Found in Premier League Footballer
The horsemeat scandal took an unexpected turn this weekend after traces of horsemeat were found in players of British football clubs.
Pope Benedict Admits God No Longer Answering His Phone Calls
Pope Benedict XVI has admitted for the first time that God has not been returning his calls as often as He used to since leaving his post at the Vatican.