G8 Achieve Significant Progress In Posing For Photographs
The G8 summit was hailed as a significant success after world leaders managed to secure a number of ‘amazing’ photos over the two days
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Sony Website Hacked By Unwitting Four-Year-Old
A Denver kindergartner has cast further doubt over the strength of Sony Corporation’s security policies after unwittingly hacking the company’s website.
KFC Double Down Becomes New al-Qaeda Leader
After weeks of speculation, a number of sources are confirming the appointment of the KFC Double Down as the new leader of al-Qaeda.
Comedians Put Pressure On Sarah Palin to Run For President
Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has come under increased pressure from comedians to run for president following the shock announcement by Donald Trump to withdraw from the race.
IMF Chief Drops Soap, Receives Ironic Treatment In Jail
Dominique Strauss-Khan is said to be finding the level of irony in his treatment in jail difficult to take after reports of being “bent over and fu-ked” while on remand.
David Cameron Orders Start of Lib Dem Pullout From Government
UK Prime Minister David Cameron says he is determined to start the withdrawal of Liberal Democrats from the coalition government ‘as soon as possible’.
Man Who Played Obama in 2008 Election To Run in 2012
The man who played Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election has announced that he will run for president in 2012
Domino’s Pizza To Replace NHS Direct Helpline
The UK government has said it will hand over responsibility of servicing all non-emergency health calls to Domino’s Pizza
Somali Pirates Hold Press Conference, Announce New Hostages
A gang of Somali pirates have officially unveiled a new line of unsuspecting hostages which they believed would totally ‘revolutionise’ the way governments bartered for human life
Ed Miliband To Be Replaced With Cardboard Cutout Of Ed Miliband
In a move to inject dynamism into the party, rumors have indicated that Labour leaders are set to replace leader Ed Miliband with a cardboard cutout of leader Ed Miliband.