Republicans Propose Bill To Repeal Candy From Babies
House Republicans are set to press forward with legislation that would see candy repealed from millions of babies across the United States.
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Andre Villas-Boas Sacked As Chelsea Manager
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has taken decisive action to sack newly appointed manager Andre Villas-Boas, five days into his reign as Chelsea boss.
God Rejects David Cameron ‘Absent Father’ Label
God, father to Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, has hit back against David Cameron after falling victim to the ‘bad dad’ label branded by the UK Prime Minister.
Arsenal Introduce ‘Cost Effective’ Three-Quarter Season Ticket
Arsenal football club have launched a new range of three-quarter season tickets a more cost effective way to watch the team’s season implode.
Link Between Phone Use and Talking Louder Than Necessary Confirmed
A recent study from the World Health Organization has revealed a ‘substantial and worrying’ link between mobile phone use and talking much louder than you need to.
New Nokia Device Hailed As ‘Marvel’ In Doorstop Technology
Following an early look by gadget enthusiasts, Nokia’s highly anticipated smartphone has been hailed as the “most innovate doorstop on the market.”
Tim Pawlenty Launches Campaign To Remind People He Still Exists
After much speculation, Tim Pawlenty – candidate for Republican presidential nominee – has finally announced his bid to remind voters that he is still running for President of the United States.
Anthony Weiner Admits To Being Only Democrat With Penis
US Congressman Anthony Weiner has been forced to admit having a penis despite being a member of the Democratic Party.
Apple Reveal ‘Revolutionary’ New Way To Take Users Money
Apple CEO Steve Jobs has unveiled the iThing – a device and software service combination that will “transform the way we transfer money from your pocket to ours.”
Palin Tour Bus Veers Off-Road, Dives Into Credibility Gap
Worrying reports from the Sarah Palin’s ‘One Nation’ road trip have indicated the tour bus has fallen into a ‘huge’ credibility gap in middle of the road.