WWE Chairman Found Guilty of Match Fixing
The world of professional wrestling entertainment has been left stunned after Vince McMahon was found guilty of match-fixing.
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Occupy Sesame Street: “We’re In It For The Long Haul”
The cast of children’s television show Sesame Street continue to make their presence felt as protests against parent network PBS stretch into another week.
Herman Cain Military Plan “Taken From Command & Conquer”
Republican nominee for president Herman Cain has come under more scrutiny after critics likened his plans for US defense to the original Command & Conquer video game.
RIM Executives Somehow Under Impression People Still Using BlackBerrys
Research in Motion has issued an apology following extended service blackouts, a worrying sign that the company still think people are using BlackBerrys.
Mayan Prophesy Questioned After Palin Withdraws From 2012 Race
The accuracy of the ancient Mayan doomsday prophesy is being called into question after Sarah Palin announced she would not be running for president in 2012.
Japan PM Quits After Losing 12 Consecutive Street Fighter Matches
Japan has been left reeling following news Prime Minster Yoshihiko Noda has quit after an embarrassing run of consecutive defeats in Street Fighter 4.
“How Will People Know I’ve Got The New One?” Say Insecure iPhone Users
Apple have been slammed for releasing a phone that looks identical to the last one, leaving insecure users with no visible way to demonstrate their social superiority to strangers.
Terminator Arrives From Future To Locate Rick Perry
In an unexpected political twist, A T-800 model terminator unit is demanding to know the location of presidential candidate Rick Perry.
FBI ‘All Over’ Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Case
The FBI has moved to reassure Scarlett Johansson by promising “every single agent” was investigating the unauthorised leak of the star’s nude photos.
Gaddafi Audio Message: “I’m Still Mayor On Foursquare”
Libya’s former leader Mouammar Gaddafi has released a defiant audio message warning rebel forces that he is still Mayor of Tripoli on Foursquare.