Dr. Claw Defends Rupert Murdoch in Phone-Hacking Scandal
Evil villan Dr Claw has come out in defense of Rupert Murdoch after a parliamentary committee report insisted he was not fit to run an international corporation.
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Bigots Forced To Decide Which They Hate Less: Black Guy Or Mormon
Voters who class themselves as bigots are being forced to face an “impossible choice” in the 2012 presidential elections: choosing between a Mormon and a black guy.
England Fans Question Hodgson’s Ability To Fail In Big Tournaments
Football fans have begun questioning the abilty of Roy Hodgson to produce a team capable of underperforming at the highest level of international football.
Murdoch: “I Was Too Busy Influencing Politics To Notice Phone Hacking”
Rupert Murdoch has admitted there was a cover up of phone hacking, but claimed he was too busy influencing the political landscape in the UK to possibly notice it.
Banker Microchips “To Be Compulsory” Under New Safety Laws
Thousands of investment bankers are being made to pay for their employees to be fitted with microchips under new economic safety plans.
Colombian Sex Workers Downgrade US Credit Rating
Colombian sex workers have downgraded the credit rating of the United States after the inability of Secret Service agents to cover a $47 charge.
Ashley Young Called Up To British Olympic Diving Team
Manchester United winger Ashley Young has received a surprise call up to join Team GB after a number of impressive dives in recent weeks.
Rick Santorum Ends Campaign To Spend More Time Fighting Social Progression
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has announced he is ending his bid for the White House to concentrate on fighting years of social progression.
Pope Benedict Urges Church to End ‘Difficult’ Easter Egg Hunt
In his Easter Sunday message the Pope has urged the Catholic Church to call an end to the traditional Easter egg hunt and tell him where the rest of the eggs are hidden.
UN Peace Plan Calls For Assad To Be Given Nick Clegg’s Job
Arab foreign ministers have backed Kofi Annan’s plan to see Bashar al-Assad removed from power by giving him Nick Clegg’s job in the coalition government.