David Cameron Accidentally Leaves Nick Clegg in Downing Street
David Cameron has issued a public apology after leaving Nick Clegg alone in Downing Street, and technically in charge of the country, for almost 15 minutes.
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2112: Goal Line Technology “Almost Ready” Say Fifa
Fifa President Sepp Blatter has given football fans encouragement by announcing goal line technology is “very close” to being introduced into professional football.
United States To End All Manned Missions To Space Mountain
In a blow for US space ambitions, the White House has confirmed it will end all manned missions to Space Mountain from 2013.
Manchester United To Invest “Heavily” In Crucial Refereeing Position
Sir Alex Ferguson has promised to spend the summer recruiting more referees to the team in a bid to reclaim the title from neighbours Manchester City.
Latest Greek Tragedy “The Finest Ever” Say Literary Scholars
After fresh failure to form a coalition government, literary scholars have hailed the current turmoil as the best Greek tragedy there has ever been.
President Credits Stance On Homosexuality To Marathon Session Of Glee
U.S. President Barack Obama has attributed his bold stance on gay marriage to a two season marathon of musical drama Glee.
Leveson Inquiry: Sideshow Bob Questioned Over Phone Hacking
Ex News International executive and professional clown Sideshow Bob is the latest individual to be called up to the Leveson inquiry surrounding ethics in journalism.
David Haye And Dereck Chisora To Fight After School Behind Bike Shed
David Haye and Dereck Chisora are to face each other behind a bike shed in a fight sanctioned by a local school on 14 July.
“Consult Physician If Interest In Debate Lasts More Than Four Hours” Mexicans Told
Mexican males are being advised to seek medical advice after the appearance of an assistant in a revealing dress led to an interest in politics lasting for more than four hours.
David Cameron and Nick Clegg To Attend Relationship Counseling
Coalition leaders David Cameron and Nick Clegg have agreed to seek professional help and take counseling sessions in a bid to repair their troubled relationship.