SpongeBob Squarepants Cancelled After Star Found Dead
Nickelodeon have been forced to cancel hit TV show SpongeBob Squarepants after it’s star was found dead in his pineapple home under the sea off the Gulf Coast.
Environment
Somali Pirates Hijack Unsuspecting Humpback Whale
Somali pirates continue to escalate naval security fears after hijacking a humpback whale off the coast of East Africa, holding it for ransom from Japanese whalers.
BP Scramble To Protect Endangered Reputation
BP CEO Tony Hayward has promised to pump millions of dollars to avoid the company’s fragile reputation being wiped out due to continuous negative coverage of the Gulf Coast oil spill.
Danish Capital Sees Launch of New Reality Show
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK – World leaders have descended on the Danish capital to take part in a monumental moment for global reality audiences. Politicians from 192 countries have sent delegates to […]
Global Warming Will End Us All pt2
Continued from Part 1.
Global Warming Will End Us All
I’m writing up this report wearing nothing but underwear. The reason? It’s laundry day and I have nothing else to wear. But skyrocketing temperatures will ensure that wearing only underwear […]