Music Executives Advocate Death To Boost Record Sales
Record executives have called on a number of their most famous artists to consider dying as a way to boost flagging CD album sales.
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Abercrombie & Fitch Scrap New Non-White Model
US clothing retailer Abercombie & Fitch has scrapped a new advertising billboard featuring a single non-white model, one week after its introduction following an “almighty backlash” online.
HP To Slaughter 9,000 Staff In Downsizing Exercise
Hewlett-Packard has announced plans to shed 9,000 jobs over three years by initiating a company-wide cull of employees.
Visa Announces Races Card
Visa have today unveiled the new Race Card, a credit card with a 0% balance transfer and ability to maximise situations were personal responsibility can be circumvented with the mention of race.
Wu Tang Clan Make Job Cuts As Unemployment Rises
After years of explosive growth, the Wu Tang Clan have been forced into an unexpected round of job cuts, pushing their unemployment rate past 20%.
Ronald McDonald To Run For California Governor
Ronald McDonald has announced his shock entry into the 2010 California gubernatorial elections in an astonishing bid to become California’s next Governor.
Lemonade Stand Surpasses Local Newspaper Revenues
In distressing news for the print news industry, a lemonade stand today exceeded revenues of the local town’s newspaper for the first six months of 2010.
Guantanamo Bay To Become Franchise
Guantanamo Bay, the detention center famous for offering indefinite periods of hospitality and prisoner care has expanded operations and will begin franchising under the ‘Gitmo’ brand.
Toyota Cuts Ties With Acme Corp
Toyota Motor Corp NYSE:TYO have ‘indefinitely’ suspended its partership with Acme Corp [Nasdaq: ACME] after paying a record fine of $16.4 million for having ties with Acme Corp.
'Gods Work' Complete as Goldman Sees Record Profit
The US economy has come through a turbulent period to make a full recovery thanks to the banking industry. The major instituions have taken the time from paying out record […]