North Korea: “We’ll Stop Making Nukes If You Stop Making Fast and Furious Sequels”
North Korea has pledged to discontinue uranium enrichment if in return the US discontinues its production of Fast and Furious sequels.
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Rick Santorum Wins Oscar For Brief Role As Credible Presidential Candidate
Rick Santorum has picked up a surprise Oscar win for his brief but convincing role as a credible candidate for president of the United States.
SEAL Team 6 Successfully Pick Up Obama Daughters From School
SEAL Team 6 have rescued the president’s daughters from school in the kind of daring raid the Obama administration said “ensures the girls are home in time for dinner”.
Barack Obama Officially Endorses Newt Gingrich
Current president Barack Obama has strongly endorsed Newt Gingrich as his pick to face Barack Obama in the November election season.
US Iran Relations At “All Time Low” After Facebook Poke
The relationship between America and Iran has hit a new low after Iran is alleged to have poked them on Facebook, Secretary of State Hilary Clinton admitted today.
All R Kelly Music Banned From Military Following Urinating Incident
Barack Obama has confirmed all of R Kelly’s music is to be banned from the military in the wake of an online video showing Marines urinating on dead Afghans.
Framed Ronald Reagan Photo Becomes New Republican Frontrunner
In a late twist in the race for GOP nominee, a framed image of Ronald Reagan has jumped to the top of the polls, hours before the crucial Iowa caucus.
Al-Qaeda: US Must Better Protect Its Freedoms Before More Attacks
Ayman al-Zawahiri has launched a scathing attack against the U.S. for introducing legislation that “will make our job of terrorizing American citizens redundant”.
White House Names Armed Predator Drone As Person of the Year
The White House has selected its person of the year, giving the distinction to the individual they feel has had the most impact throughout the year: The predator drone.
Newt Gingrich Caught Running For Leader Of North Korea
Republican presidential nominee Newt Gingrich is reported to have cheated on the United States after being found attempting to run for leader of North Korea.