Colombian Sex Workers Downgrade US Credit Rating
Colombian sex workers have downgraded the credit rating of the United States after the inability of Secret Service agents to cover a $47 charge.
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United States: Iran “Leading The Race” To Host World War III
U.S. officials have confirmed Iran are now leading the race to host World War III after a failed rocket launch led to an embarrassing setback from close rivals North Korea.
Rick Santorum Ends Campaign To Spend More Time Fighting Social Progression
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has announced he is ending his bid for the White House to concentrate on fighting years of social progression.
James Cameron Releases Family Home Movies in 3D
James Cameron has announced the release of his old home movies in 3D to coincide with the 20th anniversary of their first release in his home theatre.
Florida Police Release List of Approved Attire For Black People
Police in Florida have compiled a list of clothing considered acceptable for young black men to be seen wearing around white people.
“We Don’t Need Help Making Ethnics Feel Alienated” Say Abercrmbie & Fitch
Abercrombie & Fitch have slammed the use of a racial slur on an imitation website, saying “our brand doesn’t need any help marginalising ethnic minorities.”
David Cameron Rates White House Visit 2.5 Stars On TripAdvisor
UK Prime Minister David Cameron has risked damaging the relationship between America and Britain after rating his U.S. visit two and a half stars on TripAdvisor.
Mitt Romney Unveils New Campaign Slogan: “It’s Mathematically Impossible To Stop Me Now”
In an effort to boost his bid to clinch the Republican nominee, Mitt Romney has unveiled a new campaign slogan – “Mitt: It’s Mathematically Impossible to Stop Me Now”.
Stuntman Fails To Jump U.S. Economic Inequality Gap
Worrying reports out of New York indicate that an U.S. born daredevil has suffered serious injuries after a failed attempt to jump America’s growing inequality gap.
Rick Santorum Storms To Primary Win In Seventeenth Century
Following wins in Super Tuesday voting, Rick Santorum has emerged as the winner of another key primary – picking up like minded voters from the seventeenth century.