President Obama’s Use of Facts, Math May Put Off Voters Say Experts
Political analysts have warned President Obama’s use of facts and math risks alienating voters and could cost him the 2012 election.
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Lance Armstrong Supporters Placed on Endangered Species List
People who still believe in Lance Armstrong have been listed as an endangered species after a recent outbreak of a USADA doping report.
David Blaine to Watch Last Three Adam Sandler Movies
In his latest display of extreme endurance, David Blaine has revealed he will watch the last three Adam Sandler movies back to back to back.
47% of Seasame Street Live for Welfare: Open Letter From Mitt Romney
The following is an open letter sent by Mitt Romney defending the comments he made towards the publicly funded children’s education shows Sesame Street.
Barack Obama Declares Local Dry Cleaner Enemy Combatant After Bad Service
Barack Obama has taken an unprecedented step in the War on Terror by declaring a local dry cleaner a terrorist organisation after losing multiple items of the president’s clothing.
Mitt Romney Crushed By Magic 8-Ball in Debate Warm Up
Mitt Romney has suffered a major setback ahead of the presidential debates after a crushing defeat to Magic 8-Ball forced him to call short a warm up debate session.
Romney Unveils New Campaign Message: “I Was Kidding This Whole Time”
In a move to win over increasingly sceptical voters, Mitt Romney has unveiled his new campaign message to the voting public : “I was just fooling with you guys”.
Shock As Child Asks Parents: “Where Does The War In Afghanistan Come From?”
According to reports, extended 9/11 coverage has led to an increase in young children asking their parents: “Mom, dad. Where does the war in Afghanistan come from?”
9/11 Anniversary: Bin Laden Dead, But Charlie Sheen Still Out There
Barack Obama has warned the American people to stay vigilant, reminding the nation that although Osama Bin Laden may be dead “Charlie Sheen is still out there.”
Cannabis Smokers Run Risk of Running Out of Cheesy Puffs, Study Finds
Young people who smoke cannabis run the risk of a significant and irreversible shortage of Cheesy Puffs and other snack foods, research suggests.