Retirement Home Residents In Coup Attempt
UPPER MANHATTAN, NY – Chaos has broken out at Maple Fields Retirement Home over months of alleged ill treatment at the hands of the establishment which has lead to the […]
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Bin Laden Manhunt Continues On Moon
Earth’s nearest neighbour is now scene of America’s fight against terrorism and search for Osama Bin Laden as the Obama administration invaded the moon last week. It is believed that […]
Smokey Bear #1 Suspect in Forest Fire Arson
The huge wildfire that devastated a large area north of LA was started deliberately, say authorities in California. The terrible forest fire claimed the lives of two firefighters causing local […]
NHS: The 'S' is for Socialism
The healthcare debate rages on as democrats try to push through death panels under the guise of ‘affordable health insurance for all Americans’. What some seem to forget is that […]
Black Man Dead After Exposing KFC Recipe
CLEVELAND – A local black man was found dead in his home days after announcing to friends and relatives that he had discovered the secret blend of 11 herbs and […]
California Turns to Prostitution to Service Debt
In a tragic turn of events this week, the state of California is to switch it’s major export from Hollywood movies to prostitution in a last ditch attempt to tackle […]
Barack Obama Exposed As Secret Ninja
President Barack Hussein Obama reignited questions regarding his background during an interview with CNBC’s John Harwood when he executed a fly with deadly accuracy. Observers commented that such a display […]
In Obama We Trust
Barak Obama is a great man. Ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same. Despite his relatively short exposure in the public eye, I feel like I know him and […]