LeBron James Decides To Sign AT&T Contract
LeBron James has ended months of intense speculation by signing a ‘lucrative’ contract with telecoms company AT&T for cable, internet and phone services.
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Israel to Accept Palestinian Friend Request on Facebook
US President Barack Obama has praised ‘outstanding’ progress in Middle East peace talks after Israel said they would accept Palestine’s friend request on Facebook.
Bin Laden Tape Urges ‘Brothers’ To See Twilight
A video tape purported to be from Osama bin Laden has called on terror cells across America to go and see the recently released Twilight: Eclipse movie.
US Military Drafts Plan To Invade Ghana After World Cup Loss
America have drafted plans for a full scale military incursion into Ghana after suffering a 2-1 loss at the World Cup.
USA Team Criticise North Korea Over ‘Secret Weapon’
The United States football team have urged North Korea to respond to allegations regarding it’s footballing arsenal, specifically star striker Jong Tae-se.
BP Scramble To Protect Endangered Reputation
BP CEO Tony Hayward has promised to pump millions of dollars to avoid the company’s fragile reputation being wiped out due to continuous negative coverage of the Gulf Coast oil spill.
Times Square Bomber ‘Overreacted’ to Poor Broadway Show
A Pakistani-born US citizen has been formally charged for overreacting to a poor performance of Jersey Boys on Broadway.
Dr Dre Gives Backing To Healthcare Reform
Dr Dre, world renowned medical practitioner and part time music producer has come out in support of the healthcare reform bill signed into law by Barack Obama this week.
Vampire Lobby Rallies Against Healthcare
WASHINGTIN, DC – Barack Obama passed a landmark healthcare bill that could define his presidency, even more than the colour of his skin. Despite the bill have been deemed more […]
Judge Judy to Preside Over Bush v Obama
Former President George Bush is currently embattled with President Barack Obama over patent infringment in a case to be handled by Judge Judith Sheindlin.