Sarah Palin Refudiates Link To 2012 Doomsday
Sarah Palin has given the clearest indication yet that the world will end in 2012 by admitting she is condering running for president in two years time
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Dr Dre ‘Will Not’ Release Album From Studio Arrest
After a weekend that has seen Burma’s Ann San Suu Kyi and a British couple released from imprisonment, Dr Dre has announced he has no plans to release his album from studio arrest.
Drug Cartel Threatens To Quit Arizona Over ‘Anti-Mexican’ Law
A Mexican drug cartel threatened to pull it’s business out of Arizona should the state continue to push its ‘hostile’ immigration policy.
YouTube Takes Down Hundreds of ‘Rickroll’ Videos
After numerous complaints from British and American officials, YouTube have removed hundreds of videos used to “rickroll” unsuspecting viewers from its site.
Man Who Played Barack Obama in 08 ‘Angered’ By Midterm Loss
The man who played Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election has revealed his ‘deep anger’ over Barack Obama’s failure to capitalise on the momentum he created two years ago.
Republican Candidate Releases Sex Tape, Proves Not Gay
Carl Paladino has released a ‘short but graphic’ sex tape to prove to voters that he is definitely not gay.
Midterm Candidate Comes Out, Admits To Being Democrat
Congressman Gene Taylor has rocked the US midterm elections after a shocking admission that he is Democrat.
Trapped Democrats Hopeful of Election Success
Barack Obama and 33 other Democrats have trapped themselves inside a Colorado mine in an astonishing attempt to boost voter sentiment ahead of November’s midterm elections.
Clinton: ‘Britain Vulnerable To Godzilla Attack’
Hilary Clinton delivered a stark warning against major cuts in the British defence budget, which could leave them open to attack from Godzilla, Cthulhu or similar monsters.
Abercrombie & Fitch Scrap New Non-White Model
US clothing retailer Abercombie & Fitch has scrapped a new advertising billboard featuring a single non-white model, one week after its introduction following an “almighty backlash” online.