Teen Shoplifter To Be Tried As Black Adult
In a landmark ruling, a Jacksonville judge has sentenced 15-year old shoplifter Timothy Richards, to be tried for his crime as a 278 pound belligerent African-American.
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Man Who Played Obama in 2008 Election To Run in 2012
The man who played Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election has announced that he will run for president in 2012
Glenn Beck To End Show, Runs Out Of Things To Compare To Hitler
Glenn Beck is set to end his daily Fox News Channel program this year after admitting that he has run out of things to compare to Hitler
Fox News Pranks Nation, Imitates Credible News Outlet
Fox News has been widely credited for staging ‘the greatest April Fool’s prank of the year’ by masking as a legitimate news organisation for an entire 24-hour news cycle
Escaped Snake Returns To Natural Wall Street Habitat
A deadly snake thought to be loose in the city after escaping from the Bronx Zoo has been found miles away in it’s natural habitat: Wall Street.
Sarah Palin Visits Zoo To Boost Foreign Experience
Following recent visits to India and Israel, Sarah Palin has ended her world tour with a trip to San Diego Zoo in a last ditch effort to gain foreign policy experience.
Banker Pees on Homeless Man, Explains Trickle Down Theory
A Wall Street banker has successfully communicated the fundamentals of Trickle down economics after taking a leak on a homeless man outside his office building.
Cookie Monster in Suspected Cookie Overdose
The Cookie Monster is said to have suffered ‘adverse reactions to chocolate chip’ after a reported ‘wild’ cookie party at his home on Sesame Street
Barack Obama Sends Hosni Mubarak Angry, All Caps Email
US President Barack Obama has reportedly sent an impassioned, all caps email to Hosni Mubarak requesting his ‘IMMEDIATE’ departure from power.
Super Bowl Showed Way Too Much Football, Say Advertising Fans
An independent survey has shown that 71% of Sunday’s television audience believe the Superbowl was completely ruined by the ‘bits in between the great commercials’