Nuclear Experts Warn Rick Perry “Heading For Meltdown”
The Federation of American Scientists are advising residents to evacuate the immediate area surround Rick Perry’s political campaign after warning it was very close to going into meltdown.
US Elections
Hackers Shut Down Mitt Romney’s Operating System
The Republican race for presidential nominee was thrown into turmoil last night after computer hackers reportedly hacked into Mitt Romney and shut down his operating system.
Herman Cain Military Plan “Taken From Command & Conquer”
Republican nominee for president Herman Cain has come under more scrutiny after critics likened his plans for US defense to the original Command & Conquer video game.
Mayan Prophesy Questioned After Palin Withdraws From 2012 Race
The accuracy of the ancient Mayan doomsday prophesy is being called into question after Sarah Palin announced she would not be running for president in 2012.
Terminator Arrives From Future To Locate Rick Perry
In an unexpected political twist, A T-800 model terminator unit is demanding to know the location of presidential candidate Rick Perry.
Colonel Gaddafi Mistaken For Tea Party Candidate
A new poll suggests Tea Party voters have confused Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi for a valid Republican presidential nominee.
Barack Obama Agrees Deal To Hand His Balls To Republicans
President Barack Obama says he has finally reached an agreement on the debt ceiling which will see Republican congressmen take full possession of his balls.
Tim Pawlenty Launches Campaign To Remind People He Still Exists
After much speculation, Tim Pawlenty – candidate for Republican presidential nominee – has finally announced his bid to remind voters that he is still running for President of the United States.
Anthony Weiner Admits To Being Only Democrat With Penis
US Congressman Anthony Weiner has been forced to admit having a penis despite being a member of the Democratic Party.
Comedians Put Pressure On Sarah Palin to Run For President
Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has come under increased pressure from comedians to run for president following the shock announcement by Donald Trump to withdraw from the race.