Bigots Forced To Decide Which They Hate Less: Black Guy Or Mormon
Voters who class themselves as bigots are being forced to face an “impossible choice” in the 2012 presidential elections: choosing between a Mormon and a black guy.
US Elections
Rick Santorum Ends Campaign To Spend More Time Fighting Social Progression
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has announced he is ending his bid for the White House to concentrate on fighting years of social progression.
Mitt Romney Unveils New Campaign Slogan: “It’s Mathematically Impossible To Stop Me Now”
In an effort to boost his bid to clinch the Republican nominee, Mitt Romney has unveiled a new campaign slogan – “Mitt: It’s Mathematically Impossible to Stop Me Now”.
Rick Santorum Storms To Primary Win In Seventeenth Century
Following wins in Super Tuesday voting, Rick Santorum has emerged as the winner of another key primary – picking up like minded voters from the seventeenth century.
Rick Santorum Wins Oscar For Brief Role As Credible Presidential Candidate
Rick Santorum has picked up a surprise Oscar win for his brief but convincing role as a credible candidate for president of the United States.
Barack Obama Officially Endorses Newt Gingrich
Current president Barack Obama has strongly endorsed Newt Gingrich as his pick to face Barack Obama in the November election season.
Framed Ronald Reagan Photo Becomes New Republican Frontrunner
In a late twist in the race for GOP nominee, a framed image of Ronald Reagan has jumped to the top of the polls, hours before the crucial Iowa caucus.
Newt Gingrich Caught Running For Leader Of North Korea
Republican presidential nominee Newt Gingrich is reported to have cheated on the United States after being found attempting to run for leader of North Korea.
Herman Cain Quits Presidential Race To Spend More Time Making Families
Republican presidential nominee Herman Cain has confirmed he will be suspending his campaign with immediate effect so he could spend more time “making families”
Rick Perry Outlines Plan To Withdraw From Education By 2020
In his latest televised statement, Rick Perry has announced that if elected president he would immediately withdraw all children from education by 2020 at the very latest.