Yellow Cake ‘Motherload’ Discovered In Iraq
Barack Obama has order the return of troops to Iraq after 550 metric tons of ‘sumptuous’ yellow cake was discovered in Saddam Hussein’s palace
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Taliban Soldiers Call For Medal of Honor Ban
Leading members of the Taliban have launched a scathing attack on the upcoming Medal of Honor game which will allow players to shoot Afghan terrorists over a number of realistic levels.
Republicans Propose New Site For Mosque In Guantanamo Bay
In an effort to repair ties with the Muslim community, Republican politicians have offered Guantanamo Bay as an alternative site for the proposed Islamic centre and Mosque.
Iran To Extend Nuclear Family Programme
Iran has announced it will step up it’s plan to build more nuclear families across the country in defiance of western leaders demands for it to scale back it’s ‘agressive’ nuclear ambition.
Ground Zero Food Cart Plans Spark Anti-Falafel Backlash
Angry Republicans have blasted plans by Muslim street vendors to increase the number of falafel carts to compete with hot dog, burger and ‘other meat’ carts in the area.
Japanese Tanker Damaged in Whale Terror Attack
A tanker damaged while travelling from Qatar to Japan was found to be the target of a whale terror attack say the United Arab Emirates.
Al Qaeda To Use Junk Food In Effort To Kill More Americans
Al Qaeda have admitted they can no longer compete with fast food restaurants when it comes to killing Americans and will halt current terrorist activities to open their own burger chain.
Asif Zardari Attacked Over Disneyland Trip
Pakistani President Asif Zardari continues to face a furious backlash over his trip to Disneyland Paris where he met with Mickey Mouse and other Disney ambassadors
Bin Laden Tape Urges ‘Brothers’ To See Twilight
A video tape purported to be from Osama bin Laden has called on terror cells across America to go and see the recently released Twilight: Eclipse movie.
USA Team Criticise North Korea Over ‘Secret Weapon’
The United States football team have urged North Korea to respond to allegations regarding it’s footballing arsenal, specifically star striker Jong Tae-se.