Manchester United To Invest “Heavily” In Crucial Refereeing Position
Sir Alex Ferguson has promised to spend the summer recruiting more referees to the team in a bid to reclaim the title from neighbours Manchester City.
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Leveson Inquiry: Sideshow Bob Questioned Over Phone Hacking
Ex News International executive and professional clown Sideshow Bob is the latest individual to be called up to the Leveson inquiry surrounding ethics in journalism.
David Haye And Dereck Chisora To Fight After School Behind Bike Shed
David Haye and Dereck Chisora are to face each other behind a bike shed in a fight sanctioned by a local school on 14 July.
David Cameron and Nick Clegg To Attend Relationship Counseling
Coalition leaders David Cameron and Nick Clegg have agreed to seek professional help and take counseling sessions in a bid to repair their troubled relationship.
Dr. Claw Defends Rupert Murdoch in Phone-Hacking Scandal
Evil villan Dr Claw has come out in defense of Rupert Murdoch after a parliamentary committee report insisted he was not fit to run an international corporation.
England Fans Question Hodgson’s Ability To Fail In Big Tournaments
Football fans have begun questioning the abilty of Roy Hodgson to produce a team capable of underperforming at the highest level of international football.
Murdoch: “I Was Too Busy Influencing Politics To Notice Phone Hacking”
Rupert Murdoch has admitted there was a cover up of phone hacking, but claimed he was too busy influencing the political landscape in the UK to possibly notice it.
Banker Microchips “To Be Compulsory” Under New Safety Laws
Thousands of investment bankers are being made to pay for their employees to be fitted with microchips under new economic safety plans.
George Osborne Cuts 10% Rate of Income Tax Square in Monopoly
George Osborne has announced plans to cut the rate of the Income Tax Square to five per cent for earnings over £10,000 during a game of Monopoly.
David Cameron Rates White House Visit 2.5 Stars On TripAdvisor
UK Prime Minister David Cameron has risked damaging the relationship between America and Britain after rating his U.S. visit two and a half stars on TripAdvisor.