Clegg Blasts Cameron Over Spilt Milk
The first cracks in the Lib-Con coalition appeared after Nick Clegg was said to be ‘extremely annoyed’ at David Cameron for failing to clean milk he spilled in first week of the new government.
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Slow Voters Confuse Election With TV Talent Show
Thousands of registered voters were left without a say in the General Election after sending their vote for Prime Minister to X Factor.
LA Gang Member Joins Labour Election Campaign
Gordon Brown has taken the unexpected move to enlist Marcus Reid, a decorated Bloods gang member, to his campaign in a move to revitalise his fading re-election hopes.
Black BNP Member Gains Courage To Speak
With the General Election fast approaching, the BNP have recruited their first and only non-white member since voting to no longer be racist.
Cameron Promises to Be ‘Exact Opposite’ to Labour
David Cameron has reiterated his commitment to doing the ‘complete opposite of whatever Labour does’ after the first televised debate between party leaders in the UK.
David Cameron Stumbles Over Dinner Order
David Cameron is having to deal with another blow to his campaign after stumbling over his order of filet mignon at exclusive London restaurant.
MPs to Public: Sorry For Getting Caught
The ongoing scandal over MPs expenses has given official the ideal opportunity to further hone their talents for extreme rationalisation of chronic lapses in judgement and pandering to the public. […]
Memory Afflicting Virus Claims Labour Party
Tragic news this week from the UK as a devastating virus has simultaneously stricken senior members of the Labour Party in the midst of a row over MPs expenses. While […]