“I Always Meant Microwave Oven Ready Brexit Deal” Says Johnson
LONDON, UK – British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has reminded the nation that the “oven ready” Brexit trade deal he promised was always meant to be a microwave oven ready […]
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Britain To Seek Post-Brexit Trade Deal With Wakanda
Trade Secretary Liam Fox has said Britain is eager to leave the EU Customs Union in order to trade freely with the nation of Wakanda post Brexit.
Theresa May Threatens “A Stern Telling Off” Over Poisoning Of Russian Spy
Theresa May has warned Russia faces a “very stern telling off” if they are found to have any involvement in the poisoning of a former Russian spy.
MPs Wake To Empty Christmas Stockings After Wishing For Brexit
UNITED KINGDOM – Several MPs have reported waking to empty stockings and nothing under their trees, despite a sustained campaign of wishing for a Brexit deal this Christmas.
Nick Clegg Calls For 2015 Election Debate To Be Held In 2010
Nick Clegg has called for next month’s General Election debate to be rescheduled April 2010, when he had a chance of being Prime Minister.
Nigel Farage: “Some Of My Best Friends Are Dirty Immigrants”
Nigel Farage has hit out against accusations that he is racist by suggesting some of his best friends are dirty immigrants who are ruining Britain.
Oxford Street Terror Attack Foiled Due To Planned Engineering Works
Al-Shabaab’s planned terror attack on major London shopping areas has been disrupted due to planned engineering work on the underground this weekend.
Human Remains “Men Who Forgot Valentine’s Day” Say Crossrail
New Crossrail-led research has identified a burial site containing the bones of over 5000 men who completely forgot it was Valentine’s Day today.
High Speed Rail Plans Will See Government Fly Britons To Japan
The government has announced plans to provide commuters with access to high speed rail will involve flying them to Japan to use the trains in that country.
Search And Rescue Teams To Call Off Hunt For Missing Lib Dems
A police search and rescue team have abandoned the search for Liberal Democrats reported missing after devastating election results swept over the party.