Latest Greek Tragedy “The Finest Ever” Say Literary Scholars
After fresh failure to form a coalition government, literary scholars have hailed the current turmoil as the best Greek tragedy there has ever been.
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Leveson Inquiry: Sideshow Bob Questioned Over Phone Hacking
Ex News International executive and professional clown Sideshow Bob is the latest individual to be called up to the Leveson inquiry surrounding ethics in journalism.
David Haye And Dereck Chisora To Fight After School Behind Bike Shed
David Haye and Dereck Chisora are to face each other behind a bike shed in a fight sanctioned by a local school on 14 July.
“Consult Physician If Interest In Debate Lasts More Than Four Hours” Mexicans Told
Mexican males are being advised to seek medical advice after the appearance of an assistant in a revealing dress led to an interest in politics lasting for more than four hours.
David Cameron and Nick Clegg To Attend Relationship Counseling
Coalition leaders David Cameron and Nick Clegg have agreed to seek professional help and take counseling sessions in a bid to repair their troubled relationship.
Dr. Claw Defends Rupert Murdoch in Phone-Hacking Scandal
Evil villan Dr Claw has come out in defense of Rupert Murdoch after a parliamentary committee report insisted he was not fit to run an international corporation.
England Fans Question Hodgson’s Ability To Fail In Big Tournaments
Football fans have begun questioning the abilty of Roy Hodgson to produce a team capable of underperforming at the highest level of international football.
Murdoch: “I Was Too Busy Influencing Politics To Notice Phone Hacking”
Rupert Murdoch has admitted there was a cover up of phone hacking, but claimed he was too busy influencing the political landscape in the UK to possibly notice it.
Banker Microchips “To Be Compulsory” Under New Safety Laws
Thousands of investment bankers are being made to pay for their employees to be fitted with microchips under new economic safety plans.
Colombian Sex Workers Downgrade US Credit Rating
Colombian sex workers have downgraded the credit rating of the United States after the inability of Secret Service agents to cover a $47 charge.