North Korea Respond To Xbox One Used Game Policy With Missile Test
North Korea have launched an unscheduled round of missile tests in response to the used game policy on the upcoming Xbox One console.
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Traces of Horsemeat Found in Premier League Footballer
The horsemeat scandal took an unexpected turn this weekend after traces of horsemeat were found in players of British football clubs.
Pope Benedict Admits God No Longer Answering His Phone Calls
Pope Benedict XVI has admitted for the first time that God has not been returning his calls as often as He used to since leaving his post at the Vatican.
Justin Bieber Apologies to Parents For Turning Up to Concert At All
Justin Bieber has issued an apology to parents after his unexplained absence was cut short allowing him to get on stage and sing for a moment.
Anti Gay Marriage MPs Move to Keep Gay Divorce Illegal
As the acceptance of same-sex marriage appears increasingly likely, opposing advocates say they will now do all they can to keep gay divorce illegal.
DNA Confirms Bones Are of Blackberry User Waiting for Better Phone
A skeleton found beneath a Leicester car park has been confirmed as a Blackberry customer who waited for RIM to release a better phone.
HMV Addresses “The Internet” Threat in Recovered 1995 Memo
The following is a recovered 1995 memo from HMV to its employees in response to the emergence of “The Internet”.
Kate Middleton Gets Oscar Nod For Role As Person Impressed With Kate Middleton Painting
Kate Middleton has received a late Oscar nomination for her performance as someone actually impressed with Kate Middleton’s self-portrait.
Julian Assange Hospitalised After Suffering From Lack of Publicity
Julian Assange is spending his second night recovering in a local hospital after complications resulting from an acute lack of public attention.
Santa Claus Latest Arrest In Jimmy Savile Investigation
Santa Claus has been arrested and brought in for questioning as part of the police investigation related to the Jimmy Saville abuse claims.