World Cup ‘Not Just For Rich’ Say Rich Organisers
President Jacob Zuma’s government has said they may yet spend the £8 billion expected to come from the tournament on much needed public services instead of building a money fort.
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Entreprenuer Launches African Baby Adoption Site
A Silicon Valley entrepreneur has launched a beta of African baby ordering site ‘eBaby’.
Olympic Mascots to Deflect Ridicule From Olympic Logo
2012 Olympic organisers expressed confidence that the recently unveiled Olympic mascots will be ugly enough to mask the ‘visual monstrosity’ that is the Orbit Tower, itself created to mask the ‘repulsive’ Olympic logo.
Clegg Blasts Cameron Over Spilt Milk
The first cracks in the Lib-Con coalition appeared after Nick Clegg was said to be ‘extremely annoyed’ at David Cameron for failing to clean milk he spilled in first week of the new government.
Pacquiao Wins Congressional Seat in First Round KO
Manny ‘Pacman’ Pacquiao has been declared Sarangani congressman of the world after knocking out 61 year old opponent Roy ‘Sugar Scion’ Chiongbian just seconds into the first round.
Slow Voters Confuse Election With TV Talent Show
Thousands of registered voters were left without a say in the General Election after sending their vote for Prime Minister to X Factor.
LA Gang Member Joins Labour Election Campaign
Gordon Brown has taken the unexpected move to enlist Marcus Reid, a decorated Bloods gang member, to his campaign in a move to revitalise his fading re-election hopes.
Black BNP Member Gains Courage To Speak
With the General Election fast approaching, the BNP have recruited their first and only non-white member since voting to no longer be racist.
Cameron Promises to Be ‘Exact Opposite’ to Labour
David Cameron has reiterated his commitment to doing the ‘complete opposite of whatever Labour does’ after the first televised debate between party leaders in the UK.
David Cameron Stumbles Over Dinner Order
David Cameron is having to deal with another blow to his campaign after stumbling over his order of filet mignon at exclusive London restaurant.