World Cup Inspector Found Dead In Lounge
A Fifa Inspector has been found dead two days after having privately criticised England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup.
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Taliban Soldiers Call For Medal of Honor Ban
Leading members of the Taliban have launched a scathing attack on the upcoming Medal of Honor game which will allow players to shoot Afghan terrorists over a number of realistic levels.
Arizona Blasts Taco Bell Expansion Plans
Arizona officials have condemned proposed plans for the construction of a 4,200 square foot, single storey Taco Bell ‘just down the street’ from a Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits restaurant
Iran To Extend Nuclear Family Programme
Iran has announced it will step up it’s plan to build more nuclear families across the country in defiance of western leaders demands for it to scale back it’s ‘agressive’ nuclear ambition.
Asif Zardari Attacked Over Disneyland Trip
Pakistani President Asif Zardari continues to face a furious backlash over his trip to Disneyland Paris where he met with Mickey Mouse and other Disney ambassadors
Mexico Attempt to Re-Enter World Cup After Deportation
Mexico are still said to be’ livid’ over FIFA’s decision to deported them from the World Cup due to shocking revalations all 23 members were playing withought proper documentation.
US Military Drafts Plan To Invade Ghana After World Cup Loss
America have drafted plans for a full scale military incursion into Ghana after suffering a 2-1 loss at the World Cup.
Equipment Deficit Forces Greece Out of World Cup
Greece have been forced to pull out of the 2010 World Cup after they were found to have a ‘massive deficit’ in equipment leaving them unable to conduct training sessions.
Osborne Budget To Include Provisions For Lottery Tickets
George Osbourne has outlined his plan to invest in up to a billion lottery tickets over the next three years in the first budget since the coalition was formed.
Somali Pirates Hijack Unsuspecting Humpback Whale
Somali pirates continue to escalate naval security fears after hijacking a humpback whale off the coast of East Africa, holding it for ransom from Japanese whalers.