Domino’s Pizza To Replace NHS Direct Helpline
The UK government has said it will hand over responsibility of servicing all non-emergency health calls to Domino’s Pizza
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Somali Pirates Hold Press Conference, Announce New Hostages
A gang of Somali pirates have officially unveiled a new line of unsuspecting hostages which they believed would totally ‘revolutionise’ the way governments bartered for human life
Ed Miliband To Be Replaced With Cardboard Cutout Of Ed Miliband
In a move to inject dynamism into the party, rumors have indicated that Labour leaders are set to replace leader Ed Miliband with a cardboard cutout of leader Ed Miliband.
Police Protesters Slammed For ‘Excessive’ Force Used On Themselves
There have been widespread reports of police offers using ‘excessive levels of force’ on themselves as they sought to keep their protests under control during anti-cuts demonstrations.
George Osborne Unviels £100 Billion in Unmarked Bills
Chancellor George Osborne has stunned onlookers by pulling and estimated £100 billion in unmarked bills from his red briefcase for the 2011 budget.
“We Can Build Extra Planes From Lego” Says Cameron
British forces are scrambling to construct a number of fighter jets, submarines and ammunition from Lego to supplement it’s military after recent budget cuts.
The A-Team To Be Deployed To Libya
In an overly dramatic bid to put an end to the political unrest in Libya, the UN have enlisted the services of the A-Team for what is understood to be for a ‘reasonable’ fee.
Colonel Gaddafi Calls On Nick Clegg To Quit
DOWNING STREET – Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi has joined mounting international pressure calling for Nick Clegg to step down peacefully from his position as deputy prime minister before more ‘wanton […]
PM Cameron Promises ‘Oil Rescue Effort Well Underway’
The UK government has drawn up plans with America to rescue millions of barrels of oil currently stranded in Libya.
David Cameron’s Big Society Speech Nominated for Oscar
In a last minute Oscars shock, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has been added to the nominations for best male performance for his role in the defence of ‘The Big Society’