Africa To Send Peacekeeping Force To England
The African Union has confirmed it will send peacekeeping troops to ensure “these mindless savages” did not descend again into violence.
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London Riots Brought to Halt After Mums Deployed To Streets
The rioting in the streets of London has been brought to an abrupt end after Metropolitan Police decided to deploy a squad of mothers to quell trouble-makers.
Fearful Refugees Continue To Flee Tottenham Violence
After violent scenes in the nation’s capital, scores of refugees continue to flee the North London area of Tottenham in efforts to seek safety and security.
China Scolds US For Bringing Home ‘Shameful’ Grades
China has launched an astonishing attack on the United States after it received ‘shameful’ grades in it’s latest credit rating report card.
Norway Gunman “Giving Us Racists A Bad Name” Say KKK
The Klu Klux Klan have joined a growing number of hate groups to distance themselves from Anders Behring Breivik after fears he would give honest racists a bad name.
Murdoch Hailed For ‘Lying Through His Teeth’
James Murdoch has been commended by senior executives at News Corp for upholding the company tradition of sticking to a pre-established narrative of events despite the presence of facts.
Satan Resigns From News Corporation
As the scandal surrounding News Corporation continues, fresh reports have emerged confirming Satan to be the latest executive to announce his resignation from the company.
US Punishes ‘Naughty’ Pakistan, Cuts off Allowance Money
The United States confirmed it has cut off Pakistan’s $800 million allowance ‘right this minute’ warning that it would also be grounded for up to a month.
China To Bring Human Rights Violations Down To “Reasonable Levels”
After calling the current level of human rights violations shameful, China have vowed to bring the number of atrocities “down to acceptable levels.”
UK Warn Hosepipe Ban Across Ethiopia ‘Imminent’
The UK government warn that a “country-wide” hosepipe ban could be enforced across parts of East Africa in the face of the region’s worst drought for decades.