China To Bring Human Rights Violations Down To “Reasonable Levels”
After calling the current level of human rights violations shameful, China have vowed to bring the number of atrocities “down to acceptable levels.”
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North Korea Coca-Cola Bottling Facility ‘Provocative’
The Coca-Cola Corporation has said a report that North Korea has built an unlicensed Coca-Cola bottling facility is further evidence of Pyongyang’s “belligerent behaviour”
Ann San Suu Kyi Victim of ‘Brilliant’ Reality TV Prank
BURMA – Ann San Suu Kyi has revealed her ‘deep disappointment’ after becoming the first victim of new reality television show Politically Punk’d. The MTV production sees host Ashton Kutcher […]
Big Bad Wolf Slams Delhi Preparations
The chaos surrounding the Delhi preparations for the Commonwealth Games has deepened after the Big Bad Wolf added to condemnation of India’s readiness to host
Joe Biden Visits Iraq, Bores Audience With Pointless Story
The Iraqi pullout ceremony has been thrown into jepordy as US Vice President Joe Biden has begun telling a ‘long winded and largely uninteresting’ story about the time he discovered the joys of hot cocoa.
Somali Pirates Hijack Unsuspecting Humpback Whale
Somali pirates continue to escalate naval security fears after hijacking a humpback whale off the coast of East Africa, holding it for ransom from Japanese whalers.
US Calls On China To Repeal ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’
The US government has opened discussions with China over it’s ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy. The strict unofficial policy has been in place for a number of years and seeks to protect openly lead painted toys from being discriminated against in the international toy market
Rebel Leader Declared Dead, Releases Album
The conflict between government and LTTE separatists has been brutal to say the least. One positive has come out of the fighting however, a music career. Velupillai has taken a […]