Arsene Wenger Adamant Colonel Gaddafi “Doing Just Fine”
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has come out in support of Muammar Gaddafi, insisting that talk of crisis in Libya was ‘premature’.
Africa
Africa To Send Peacekeeping Force To England
The African Union has confirmed it will send peacekeeping troops to ensure “these mindless savages” did not descend again into violence.
UK Warn Hosepipe Ban Across Ethiopia ‘Imminent’
The UK government warn that a “country-wide” hosepipe ban could be enforced across parts of East Africa in the face of the region’s worst drought for decades.
Somali Pirates Hold Press Conference, Announce New Hostages
A gang of Somali pirates have officially unveiled a new line of unsuspecting hostages which they believed would totally ‘revolutionise’ the way governments bartered for human life
Count Chocula Calls For Ivory Coast Resolution
Count Vladimir Elysius von Chocula aka “Count Chocula” has called for the disputed leader to step down for the sake of political stability.
US Military Drafts Plan To Invade Ghana After World Cup Loss
America have drafted plans for a full scale military incursion into Ghana after suffering a 2-1 loss at the World Cup.
Somali Pirates Hijack Unsuspecting Humpback Whale
Somali pirates continue to escalate naval security fears after hijacking a humpback whale off the coast of East Africa, holding it for ransom from Japanese whalers.
World Cup ‘Not Just For Rich’ Say Rich Organisers
President Jacob Zuma’s government has said they may yet spend the £8 billion expected to come from the tournament on much needed public services instead of building a money fort.
Entreprenuer Launches African Baby Adoption Site
A Silicon Valley entrepreneur has launched a beta of African baby ordering site ‘eBaby’.
British Couple Continue to Hold Somali Pirates
A British couple are still awaiting a ransom of $7m (£4.3m) for the safe return of Somali pirates they captured last week off the Horn of Africa. Paul and Rachel […]