Barack Obama Sends Hosni Mubarak Angry, All Caps Email
US President Barack Obama has reportedly sent an impassioned, all caps email to Hosni Mubarak requesting his ‘IMMEDIATE’ departure from power.
Middle East Protests
America Propose Kermit The Frog For New Egypt Government
The Obama administration is discussing a proposal to turn over power to a transitional government headed by Kermit the Frog, say top administration officials.
Angered Smurfs Launch Anti-Government Demonstrations
Tens of thousands of smurfs have gathered for a further day of enraged protests, calling for the ousting of the current smurf leadership.