UN To Use Bigger Adjectives When Discussing Syria Bloodshed
The UN has indicated it will make a firm stand against Syria’s president by pledging to use stronger adjectives to describe the ongoing massacre in the country.
Middle East Protests
Jason Calls On Syrian Government To “Show Some Restraint”
Professional killer Jason Voorhees has blasted the Syrian regime for taking their killing spree “way too far.”
Gaddafi Audio Message: “I’m Still Mayor On Foursquare”
Libya’s former leader Mouammar Gaddafi has released a defiant audio message warning rebel forces that he is still Mayor of Tripoli on Foursquare.
Arsene Wenger Adamant Colonel Gaddafi “Doing Just Fine”
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has come out in support of Muammar Gaddafi, insisting that talk of crisis in Libya was ‘premature’.
President Obama Defends No-Fly Zone In Angry Birds
Barack Obama has made his first formal speech in defence of the no-fly established by the United States in Angry Birds
“We Can Build Extra Planes From Lego” Says Cameron
British forces are scrambling to construct a number of fighter jets, submarines and ammunition from Lego to supplement it’s military after recent budget cuts.
The A-Team To Be Deployed To Libya
In an overly dramatic bid to put an end to the political unrest in Libya, the UN have enlisted the services of the A-Team for what is understood to be for a ‘reasonable’ fee.
Colonel Gaddafi Calls On Nick Clegg To Quit
DOWNING STREET – Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi has joined mounting international pressure calling for Nick Clegg to step down peacefully from his position as deputy prime minister before more ‘wanton […]
PM Cameron Promises ‘Oil Rescue Effort Well Underway’
The UK government has drawn up plans with America to rescue millions of barrels of oil currently stranded in Libya.
Hungry Protesters Demand End To Burger King’s Reign
The 40-year rule of the Burger King is believed to be under ‘serious’ threat amid increasing unrest throughout the fast food chain’s restaurants ad drive-thru locations.