Mel Gibson Racial Slur Leak Cap Continues to Hold
PR experts have finally managed to stop the flow of obscenities, spite and racial outbursts flowing from the leak in Mel Gibson’s mouth using an innovative new cap system.
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Activision Announce Vuvuzela Hero
Activision have given the video gaming press an early look at their latest music game Vuvuzela Hero, set for launch this holiday season.
Bin Laden Tape Urges ‘Brothers’ To See Twilight
A video tape purported to be from Osama bin Laden has called on terror cells across America to go and see the recently released Twilight: Eclipse movie.
SpongeBob Squarepants Cancelled After Star Found Dead
Nickelodeon have been forced to cancel hit TV show SpongeBob Squarepants after it’s star was found dead in his pineapple home under the sea off the Gulf Coast.
Man Finally Gets Lost Plot After Watching It Backwards
A local man has stunned Lost fans by claiming to understand plot after spending 8 days since the finale watching every episode in reverse order.
Times Square Bomber ‘Overreacted’ to Poor Broadway Show
A Pakistani-born US citizen has been formally charged for overreacting to a poor performance of Jersey Boys on Broadway.
Katie Holmes Letter Calms Fears Over Safety
A letter from actress Katie Holmes has calmed fears over her wellbeing and safety after years of marriage to Tom Cruise.
Avatar Director Brands Oscars ‘Racist’
James Cameron is reported to be fuming over the treatment of his blue actors at the 2010 Oscars, branding the academy as racist.
Danish Capital Sees Launch of New Reality Show
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK – World leaders have descended on the Danish capital to take part in a monumental moment for global reality audiences. Politicians from 192 countries have sent delegates to […]
Jackson Leaves Estate, Children to Chimp
Michael Jackson’s will has been filled in a Los Angeles court this past week and in an unexpected turn his estate is to be left to former pet, Bubbles the […]