Pacman Diagnosed With Diabetes
Legendary video game figure Pacman has been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes as a direct result of ‘excessive eating habits’.
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Where’s Wally Bin Laden Edition ‘Too Hard’
A new version of the famous Where’s Wally series featuring Osama Bin Laden has been slammed for being ‘way too difficult’
Ireland Receive Bailout “Just In Time To See Harry Potter”
The Irish PM, Brian Cowen, has hailed the €90 billion bailout loan which has come in time to allow the nation’s citizen to afford to see the penultimate instalment of Harry Potter.
Dr Dre ‘Will Not’ Release Album From Studio Arrest
After a weekend that has seen Burma’s Ann San Suu Kyi and a British couple released from imprisonment, Dr Dre has announced he has no plans to release his album from studio arrest.
Ann San Suu Kyi Victim of ‘Brilliant’ Reality TV Prank
BURMA – Ann San Suu Kyi has revealed her ‘deep disappointment’ after becoming the first victim of new reality television show Politically Punk’d. The MTV production sees host Ashton Kutcher […]
Music Executives Advocate Death To Boost Record Sales
Record executives have called on a number of their most famous artists to consider dying as a way to boost flagging CD album sales.
JLS Star Denies M&M ‘Greed’ Allegations After U-Turn
JLS superstar Aston Merrygold has defended himself against allegations he is ‘only in it for the M&Ms’ after a shocking u-turn just days after indicating he would quit the group.
M Night Shyamalan To Direct MySpace Movie
Screenwriter and director M Night Shamalyan has told Hollywood reporters he is to direct a feature film based on MySpace.
Bowser Makes Apperance On Oprah
Bowser, head of the Koopa race, has made a sensational appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show in a bid to repair his damaged reputation.
President Obama Fired After Rolling Stone Interview
Barack Obama was forced to resign as US President after making disparaging remarks about Fox News’s journalistic integrity in a Rolling Stone article.