Super Bowl Showed Way Too Much Football, Say Advertising Fans
An independent survey has shown that 71% of Sunday’s television audience believe the Superbowl was completely ruined by the ‘bits in between the great commercials’
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Barack Obama Speech Fails To Address Nolan Snub
Barack Obama’s State of the Union address has been slammed for failing to address the biggest issue facing the country – Christopher Nolan’s snub for Best Director Oscar nomination.
Osama Bin Laden Releases New Video in 3D
In an unexpected theatrical release, al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has issued a new video in 3D, threatening the West and wowing audiences at the same time.
Steven Seagal Offended To Not Be Slated By Ricky Gervais
Actor Steven Seagal has reportedly been left furious at being overlooked for ridicule in Golden Globe host Ricky Gervais’ opening monologue.
HMV Discover Something Called “The Internet”
HMV executives believe they are ‘very close’ to determining the reason for the company’s recent poor performance with insiders revealing that it may have something to do with ‘this thing called the internet’.
“Jersey Shore Gave Me Brain Damage” Claims Woman
A woman is suing MTV Networks after prolonged exposure to Jersey Shore left her with a mild aneurysm as a result of severe trauma.
Screen Actors Guild Send TV Doctors To Aid Haiti Crisis
The Screen Actors Guild have stepped up to requests from Haiti for urgent aid, agreeing to send a cast of the best television doctors to the disaster hit country to help fight the cholera epidemic.
Dance Studios To Repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell
NEW YORK – The National Dance Association has approved landmark legislation allowing openly straight people to serve in dance classes and recitals. Instructors voted heavily in favour of overturning the […]
World of Warcraft Beats First Week Crack Cocaine Sales
Blizzard Entertainment have confirmed that their new World of Warcraft expansion has broken a long standing sales record to become the fastest selling addictive substance since the crack epidemic of 1984.
WikiLeaks: Saudis Biggest Funder of Lindsay Lohan Movies
Saudi Arabia is the single biggest contributor to the funding of ‘truly awful’ Lindsay Lohan movies and is unwilling to cut off the money supply, according to a leaked note from Hillary Clinton