Ashton Kutcher ‘To Replace Colonel Gaddafi In Libya’
Multiple reports out of Tripoli have indicated that former Punk’d star Ashton Kutcher is in ‘late stage’ talks to replace Colonel Gaddafi as leader of Libya.
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Sesame Street Cast To Explain Government To Washington
The makers of hit show Sesame Street have invited members of congress to a special taping of the show designed to teach them how governments should work.
Ratko Mladic Extradited To Jersey Shore
Ratko Mladic has been extradited to the set of Jersey Shore, where he is to face punishment after being found guilty of war crimes.
Unidentified Celebrity Muppet Obtains Super-Injunction
An unnamed Muppet belonging to a popular children’s television show has been granted an injunction amid multiple allegations of inappropriate tickling.
Schwarzenegger Admits Jingle All the Way Still Biggest Regret
Despite public disclosure of a secret love child, Arnold Schwarzenegger has admitted his biggest regret in life remains his starring role in Jingle all the Way.
Michael Bay Charged With Molestation of Transformers Franchise
County detectives have issued an arrest warrant for director Michael Bay over accusations of molestation in relation to the Transformers movie franchise.
Glenn Beck To End Show, Runs Out Of Things To Compare To Hitler
Glenn Beck is set to end his daily Fox News Channel program this year after admitting that he has run out of things to compare to Hitler
Fox News Pranks Nation, Imitates Credible News Outlet
Fox News has been widely credited for staging ‘the greatest April Fool’s prank of the year’ by masking as a legitimate news organisation for an entire 24-hour news cycle
Colonel Gaddafi Demands Sheen Role In Two And A Half Men
Colonel Gaddafi has launched a ferocious promotional campaign against Warner Bros studios, demanding to be considered as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on Two and a Half Men.
Cookie Monster in Suspected Cookie Overdose
The Cookie Monster is said to have suffered ‘adverse reactions to chocolate chip’ after a reported ‘wild’ cookie party at his home on Sesame Street