Batman: “The Batphone Was Hacked By News of the World”
Crime fighting vigilante Batman has given evidence to the Leveson inquiry after discovering the Batphone had been hacked by News of the World journalists.
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EA Announce NBA Lockout 2012 For All Major Consoles
Video game giant Electronic Arts have announced development for the “ground breaking” sports game NBA Lockout 2012 has gone gold.
Jury Convict Conrad Murray For Illegal Use of Dr Hibbert Likeness
Michael Jackson’s personal physician has been convicted of using the likeness of Simpsons character Dr Julius Hibbert without express permission.
Occupy Sesame Street: “We’re In It For The Long Haul”
The cast of children’s television show Sesame Street continue to make their presence felt as protests against parent network PBS stretch into another week.
Jackson Bodyguard: “Dr Murray Made Me Hide Prince Albums”
A trial has heard that Michael Jackson’s bodyguard was told by Dr Conrad Murray to hide a stash of Prince albums before calling police to help the dying star.
FBI ‘All Over’ Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Case
The FBI has moved to reassure Scarlett Johansson by promising “every single agent” was investigating the unauthorised leak of the star’s nude photos.
LA County Police Foil ‘Insidious’ Brendan Fraser Movie Plot
Local authorities believe they have disrupted a “dangerous and twisted” plot lead by Brendan Fraser to make a new movie targeting unsuspecting cinema-goers.
Bozo Gunned Down As Clown Related Violence Reaches High
The world of children’s entertainment has been stunned by the death of two rival clowns described as ‘bitter enemies to the last pie gag’.
Acme Pay To Stop Wile E Coyote Using Products
Manufacturing conglomerate Acme Corp has offered to pay avid road runner chaser Wile E Coyote not to use its products.
Barack Obama Declares Spider-Man Musical ‘A National Disaster’
United States President Barack Obama has officially declared Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark a “major” national disaster.