Kanye West Scares Millions Into Reading Books
Millions of people say they have been scared into reading books to avoid being caught looking as ignorant and uninformed as Kanye West.
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Police Search For Meek Mill Diss Track Enters Fifth Day
Local police have confirmed the search for a Meek Mill diss track is still ongoing, despite being missing for almost a week.
Mario Held On Charges Of Road Racing, DUI And Resisting Arrest
Mario has appeared before a local court accused of driving under the influence and racing through a Mushroom Kingdom neighbourhood in a rented kart.
Kanye West Interrupts Pope Francis Person Of The Year Speech
Kanye West has sparked more controversy after interrupting the Pope Francis’ acceptance speech for the Person of the Year award.
Voyager 1 Finds Traces Of Kanye West On Planet “Far Far Away”
The Voyager 1 spacecraft has uncovered trace amounts of Kanye West deep in interstellar space on a planet light years away.
Michael Bay Ready To Ruin Another Of Your Childhood Memories
Producer Michael Bay has expressed delight over his deal with Paramount to ruin yet another of your childhood memories on the big screen.
Miley Cyrus To Kill Goat, Drink Its Blood At Next MTV Performance
Rumours surrounding pop star Miley Cyrus suggests she plans to kill a goat and drink its blood in her performance at next year’s MTV Video Music Awards.
Definition Of “Shadenfreude” Updated After Brooks Coulson Affair
The definition of “schadenfreude” will be updated after juicy details of two former News of the World editors’ private lives were splashed across tabloid newspapers.
Zombies Hit Out Over “Stereotypical” Halloween Costumes
The world’s population of zombie have hit out at Halloween party goers for wearing stereotypical costumes that paint zombies in a derogatory light.
North Korea Respond To Xbox One Used Game Policy With Missile Test
North Korea have launched an unscheduled round of missile tests in response to the used game policy on the upcoming Xbox One console.