“Homeless Forced To Do More For Loose Change” Say Experts
Industry analysts have warned that the success of US homeless man Ted Williams has radically altered the market for loose change.
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America ‘Not Invited’ to UN Christmas Party
The US government has begun a major ass kissing campaign after outrage over diplomatic cables left them without an invite to the annual UN Christmas party.
Barack Obama Agrees to Extend McRib Sales Period
President Obama has announced a landmark deal to extend the availability of the McRib sandwich past it’s original six week promotional sales window.
WikiLeaks: Santa’s Naughty and Nice List Revealed
The secret list of naughty and nice children around the world, described as ‘vital to operations’ by Santa’s little helpers, has been released in a fresh Wikileaks dump.
North Korea Coca-Cola Bottling Facility ‘Provocative’
The Coca-Cola Corporation has said a report that North Korea has built an unlicensed Coca-Cola bottling facility is further evidence of Pyongyang’s “belligerent behaviour”
US Military Concerned By Shortage of Civilians to Shoot
Internal US military statistics have shown that American and allied forces are running ‘dangerously low’ on civilians to blow up in Afghanistan.
Sarah Palin Refudiates Link To 2012 Doomsday
Sarah Palin has given the clearest indication yet that the world will end in 2012 by admitting she is condering running for president in two years time
Man Who Played Barack Obama in 08 ‘Angered’ By Midterm Loss
The man who played Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election has revealed his ‘deep anger’ over Barack Obama’s failure to capitalise on the momentum he created two years ago.
Republican Candidate Releases Sex Tape, Proves Not Gay
Carl Paladino has released a ‘short but graphic’ sex tape to prove to voters that he is definitely not gay.
Midterm Candidate Comes Out, Admits To Being Democrat
Congressman Gene Taylor has rocked the US midterm elections after a shocking admission that he is Democrat.