IMF Chief Drops Soap, Receives Ironic Treatment In Jail
Dominique Strauss-Khan is said to be finding the level of irony in his treatment in jail difficult to take after reports of being “bent over and fu-ked” while on remand.
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Winklevoss Twins Sue White House Over “Our Idea To Kill Bin Laden”
Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss are set to launch legal proceedings against Barack Obama, accusing him of stealing their idea to kill Osama Bin Laden.
Donald Trump Hits Back At Rumors Hair Not Made In America
Donald Trump has hit back at sceptics who continue to fuel speculation that his hair was not made in America
President Obama Defends No-Fly Zone In Angry Birds
Barack Obama has made his first formal speech in defence of the no-fly established by the United States in Angry Birds
Teen Shoplifter To Be Tried As Black Adult
In a landmark ruling, a Jacksonville judge has sentenced 15-year old shoplifter Timothy Richards, to be tried for his crime as a 278 pound belligerent African-American.
Escaped Snake Returns To Natural Wall Street Habitat
A deadly snake thought to be loose in the city after escaping from the Bronx Zoo has been found miles away in it’s natural habitat: Wall Street.
Sarah Palin Visits Zoo To Boost Foreign Experience
Following recent visits to India and Israel, Sarah Palin has ended her world tour with a trip to San Diego Zoo in a last ditch effort to gain foreign policy experience.
Hungry Protesters Demand End To Burger King’s Reign
The 40-year rule of the Burger King is believed to be under ‘serious’ threat amid increasing unrest throughout the fast food chain’s restaurants ad drive-thru locations.
Barack Obama Sends Hosni Mubarak Angry, All Caps Email
US President Barack Obama has reportedly sent an impassioned, all caps email to Hosni Mubarak requesting his ‘IMMEDIATE’ departure from power.
“No Legislation Until We Get A Bouncy Castle” Say GOP
Republicans have wasted no time in setting their agenda for the new year by threatening to block all legislation until Barack Obama agreed to install a bouncy castle on the floor of the House of Representatives