Rick Perry Outlines Plan To Withdraw From Education By 2020
In his latest televised statement, Rick Perry has announced that if elected president he would immediately withdraw all children from education by 2020 at the very latest.
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Nuclear Experts Warn Rick Perry “Heading For Meltdown”
The Federation of American Scientists are advising residents to evacuate the immediate area surround Rick Perry’s political campaign after warning it was very close to going into meltdown.
Hackers Shut Down Mitt Romney’s Operating System
The Republican race for presidential nominee was thrown into turmoil last night after computer hackers reportedly hacked into Mitt Romney and shut down his operating system.
Gang Leaders Accused of Racial Profiling Potential Applicants
A damning new study has revealed Caucasians applicants to be “woefully under-represented” within gangs across poor cities, with nearly three quarters of top gang roles held by black men.
Ohio Officials Thank Libyan Rebels For Putting Down Libyan Mad Dog
An Ohio sheriff said has issued his “sincerest thanks” to Libya’s National Transitional Council for putting down the last of the wild animals to escape from a private zoo.
Herman Cain Military Plan “Taken From Command & Conquer”
Republican nominee for president Herman Cain has come under more scrutiny after critics likened his plans for US defense to the original Command & Conquer video game.
Mayan Prophesy Questioned After Palin Withdraws From 2012 Race
The accuracy of the ancient Mayan doomsday prophesy is being called into question after Sarah Palin announced she would not be running for president in 2012.
Terminator Arrives From Future To Locate Rick Perry
In an unexpected political twist, A T-800 model terminator unit is demanding to know the location of presidential candidate Rick Perry.
Colonel Gaddafi Mistaken For Tea Party Candidate
A new poll suggests Tea Party voters have confused Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi for a valid Republican presidential nominee.
Satan Upset To Not Be Given Credit In Cheney Memoirs
Satan is said to be ‘super pissed’ after learning former Vice President Dick Cheney failed to credit him in his newly released memoirs.