Murdoch: “I Was Too Busy Influencing Politics To Notice Phone Hacking”
Rupert Murdoch has admitted there was a cover up of phone hacking, but claimed he was too busy influencing the political landscape in the UK to possibly notice it.
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Priests Encouraged To Attend Sexual Harassment Workshops
The Church of England encouraging all priests to attend a range of workshops aimed at explaining the difference between performing religious duties and sexually abusing children.
Fred Goodwin Stripped of His Tesco Clubcard
In what is being recognised as a dramatic fall from grace, former Royal Bank of Scotland chief Fred Goodwin has been stripped of his Tesco Clubcard.
Olympic 2012 Mascot Row: 26p An Admin Error, “Should Have Been 62p”
Makers of Olympic mascot cuddly toys have apologised for an error that caused Chinese labour wages to show as 26p per hour instead of the “industry standard” of 62p.
Wikipedia Outage Leads Students To Cut And Paste From Library Books
The day long Wikipedia blackout has resulted in millions worth of damage as students cut and paste from library books to compete reports.
Rail Operators To Increase Taking The Piss By 5.9%
Rail operators will increase taking the piss with ticket prices by an average of 5.9% in the New Year, the Association of Train Operating Companies has confirmed.
David Cameron’s Economic Outlook: “Actually, Britain Can’t Afford 2012”
Despite being less than 24 hours into the New Year, David Cameron has declared Britain can no longer afford to stay in 2012 and will return to the year 2011.
S&P Downgrade News Of The World Scum Rating To “Regular”
Following reports the News of the World were not responsible for deleting voicemail messages of a murder victim, S&P have downgraded their rating from “abhorrent scum” to “regular old scum”.
Nick Clegg: Britain Is Now The Nick Clegg of Europe
Nick Clegg has launched a scathing attack on David Cameron’s use of an EU veto, saying the Prime Minister risks turning Britain “into the me of Europe”.
Evolutionary Scientists “Baffled” By Existance Of Early Human Bigot
Human evolution experts are said to be ‘utterly baffled’ over new video evidence showing an early species of human making racist comments to tram passengers in 21st Century Britain.