Two Little Pigs “Devastated” After Strong Winds Destroy Homes
Two of the three little pigs have been left to pick up the pieces after gale force winds left their homes in ruins.
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Geneva Deal To Grant Nick Clegg Safe Passage Out Of Coalition
A preliminary deal has been reached that could see Nick Clegg granted safe passage out of the Coalition government back to Liberal Democrat obscurity.
Definition Of “Shadenfreude” Updated After Brooks Coulson Affair
The definition of “schadenfreude” will be updated after juicy details of two former News of the World editors’ private lives were splashed across tabloid newspapers.
OfQual Outline Plans To Replace GCSEs With Hunger Games
Michael Gove says GCSEs will be “more challenging” after a radical shake-up will see the current system replaced with a nationwide televised battle to the death.
Home Office To Inundate Illegal Immigrants with PPI Calls
The Home Office have begun plans to force illegal immigrants out of the country by inundating them with irrelevant calls about mis-sold Payment Protection Insurance.
Justin Bieber Apologies to Parents For Turning Up to Concert At All
Justin Bieber has issued an apology to parents after his unexplained absence was cut short allowing him to get on stage and sing for a moment.
Anti Gay Marriage MPs Move to Keep Gay Divorce Illegal
As the acceptance of same-sex marriage appears increasingly likely, opposing advocates say they will now do all they can to keep gay divorce illegal.
Kate Middleton Gets Oscar Nod For Role As Person Impressed With Kate Middleton Painting
Kate Middleton has received a late Oscar nomination for her performance as someone actually impressed with Kate Middleton’s self-portrait.
Julian Assange Hospitalised After Suffering From Lack of Publicity
Julian Assange is spending his second night recovering in a local hospital after complications resulting from an acute lack of public attention.
Santa Claus Latest Arrest In Jimmy Savile Investigation
Santa Claus has been arrested and brought in for questioning as part of the police investigation related to the Jimmy Saville abuse claims.