Facebook Launches New Apology Plus App
In the wake of the latest privacy scandal, Facebook has announced a new version of its genuine remorse called Apology Plus.
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North Korea Switch To Virgin Media After Internet Blackout
North Korea have confirmed the full restoration of internet services after the country switched to a Virgin Media broadband package.
Google Confirm “Yes, Our Robots Will Eventually Destroy Humanity”
After its purchase of a military grade robotics company, Google have confirmed that yes, they are trying to start a robot apocalypse that will kill us all.
Voyager 1 Finds Traces Of Kanye West On Planet “Far Far Away”
The Voyager 1 spacecraft has uncovered trace amounts of Kanye West deep in interstellar space on a planet light years away.
Apple Unveil New Ultra Thin iPad 2D
Apple have released a new model of the iPad tablet which they claim is so thin it only exists in two dimensions of space.
Apple To Launch New iPhone With Pre Cracked Screen
Apple have announced it will follow up with a new version of the iPhone that has the screen already broken and cracked beyond repair.
DNA Confirms Bones Are of Blackberry User Waiting for Better Phone
A skeleton found beneath a Leicester car park has been confirmed as a Blackberry customer who waited for RIM to release a better phone.
Apple Hails iPhone 5 As Revolution In Faking Enthusiasm
Following the announcement of the company’s latest phone, CEO Tim Cook has hailed the iPhone 5 as a “revolution” in faking enthusiasm for a consumer electronics product.
NASA To Land Second Curiosity Rover On Jersey Shore
Following the start of Mars Curiosity Rover’s search for evidence of life, NASA have announced the subsequent launch of a second Rover to the set of Jersey Shore.
Microsoft Expect Hotmail Facelift Will Bring User Numbers Back Above 10
Microsoft have announced the latest revamp to its Hotmail service is expected to bring the free web mail clients users base up to “ten or more people at least.”