Assad Promises To Stick With Conventional Methods Of Mass Murder
After destroying its chemical weapons production capability, the Syrian regime has promised it will only use regular methods of killing its own people in future.
After destroying its chemical weapons production capability, the Syrian regime has promised it will only use regular methods of killing its own people in future.
The UN has chosen to use Hawk-Eye technology in Syria in order to determine whether the Assad regime has crossed the line in it’s crackdown on rebel forces.
The UN has indicated it will make a firm stand against Syria’s president by pledging to use stronger adjectives to describe the ongoing massacre in the country.
U.S. officials have confirmed Iran are now leading the race to host World War III after a failed rocket launch led to an embarrassing setback from close rivals North Korea.
Professional killer Jason Voorhees has blasted the Syrian regime for taking their killing spree “way too far.”
Arab foreign ministers have backed Kofi Annan’s plan to see Bashar al-Assad removed from power by giving him Nick Clegg’s job in the coalition government.
The United States confirmed it has cut off Pakistan’s $800 million allowance ‘right this minute’ warning that it would also be grounded for up to a month.
The chief editor of GQ Magazine has requested an arrest warrant for Libyan leader Moammar Gaddafi, saying there is ample evidence he has committed numerous crimes against fashion.
British forces are scrambling to construct a number of fighter jets, submarines and ammunition from Lego to supplement it’s military after recent budget cuts.
In an overly dramatic bid to put an end to the political unrest in Libya, the UN have enlisted the services of the A-Team for what is understood to be for a ‘reasonable’ fee.
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