Medical Scientists Mystified By Spineless Paul Ryan
Scientists in America’s top medical institutes have reported being collectively mystified by Paul Ryan’s ability to walk without a spine.
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Republicans Unveil Google.com As Obamacare Alternative
Congressional House Republicans have unveiled their first genuine alternative to the Affordable Care Act: google.com.
McDonald’s To Change Burger Colour To Avoid Red Meat Health Warning
Officials at McDonald’s have confirmed they will be altering the colouring of their meat-like patties to avoid negative connotations associated with red meat.
Link Between Phone Use and Talking Louder Than Necessary Confirmed
A recent study from the World Health Organization has revealed a ‘substantial and worrying’ link between mobile phone use and talking much louder than you need to.
“Jersey Shore Gave Me Brain Damage” Claims Woman
A woman is suing MTV Networks after prolonged exposure to Jersey Shore left her with a mild aneurysm as a result of severe trauma.
Screen Actors Guild Send TV Doctors To Aid Haiti Crisis
The Screen Actors Guild have stepped up to requests from Haiti for urgent aid, agreeing to send a cast of the best television doctors to the disaster hit country to help fight the cholera epidemic.
Pacman Diagnosed With Diabetes
Legendary video game figure Pacman has been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes as a direct result of ‘excessive eating habits’.
Dr Dre Gives Backing To Healthcare Reform
Dr Dre, world renowned medical practitioner and part time music producer has come out in support of the healthcare reform bill signed into law by Barack Obama this week.
Mostly Legitimate Guide: Swine Flu Vaccine
Swine flu has continued to ravage the world since it’s outbreak from Mexico , striking down healthy individuals with the kind of symptoms that would stop healthy people dead in […]
NHS: The 'S' is for Socialism
The healthcare debate rages on as democrats try to push through death panels under the guise of ‘affordable health insurance for all Americans’. What some seem to forget is that […]