Hot Air From Global Warming Talks Now Leading Cause of Global Warming
The world’s climate change experts have warned the hot air produced from ongoing global warming talks has now become the leading cause of global warming.
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Joy As Millions of New Yorkers Now Able To Charge Their iPhones
After the most devastating natural disaster to hit the state, returning power to Lower Manhattan has allowed thousands of residents to finally charge their iPhone.
Lance Armstrong Supporters Placed on Endangered Species List
People who still believe in Lance Armstrong have been listed as an endangered species after a recent outbreak of a USADA doping report.
Watching Slow Plodding England Caused Lonesome George’s Death Say Scientists
Following a postmortem on Lonesome George, experts have concluded England’s slow and plodding football was the cause of death of the world’s last giant tortoise.
Mary Poppins “Still Missing” After Heavy Winds Grip Country
The Metropolitan police force have confirmed their search for Mary Poppins is ongoing, days after gale force winds gripped much of the country.
French Strike Over Unexpected Change In Weather
Hundreds of thousands of protesters have taken to the streets of France to demonstrate their anger over an unexpected change in the country’s weather
Captain Planet Fired For ‘Gross Negligence’
The employment of Captain Planet has been terminated with immediate effect after he was found ‘severely lacking and at times incompetent’ in his role as protector of the environment.
New Sex Tape Contains ‘Conclusive’ Evidence of Bigfoot
A battle between the Discovery Channel and and Hustler Entertainment has broken out over the rights to a sex tape said to contain ‘the most conclusive evidence yet’ of Bigfoot.
SpongeBob Squarepants Cancelled After Star Found Dead
Nickelodeon have been forced to cancel hit TV show SpongeBob Squarepants after it’s star was found dead in his pineapple home under the sea off the Gulf Coast.
Somali Pirates Hijack Unsuspecting Humpback Whale
Somali pirates continue to escalate naval security fears after hijacking a humpback whale off the coast of East Africa, holding it for ransom from Japanese whalers.